My girlfriend is fucking savage

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/23/2016 at 19:46 • Filed to: None

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I am so lucky.

random001 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 20:24

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You can borrow mine? Not sure if that’s how this works...

Sweet Trav > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 20:53

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Hey hey, You tell your girlfriend not to W-body shame.

DanZman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 21:20

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If you had a sexier GF, I’d let her pose with mine.

/s

Mercedes Streeter > random001 07/23/2016 at 21:28

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Sign here, here, and uh..here.

Mercedes Streeter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 21:33

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My girlfriend and I

Me: Can I get a new smart?

Her: Sure, the new one is more comfortable, more roomy, and handles high wind better.

Me (smiling because I love when she randomly has car knowledge out of nowhere): Can I get it in Manual?

Her: Haha! No.

Me: Whyyyyy?

Her: You KNOW why.

Dammit...she’s right. I’d take the long way everywhere.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Sweet Trav 07/23/2016 at 21:34

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#NoBodyShaming

random001 > Mercedes Streeter 07/23/2016 at 21:58

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Wait, what’s this part about “removing the engine” all about???

petebmwm > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 22:13

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What the fuck is she on about??? Dont you have a riviera? A motherfucking RIVIERA!!!

Mercedes Streeter > random001 07/23/2016 at 22:24

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The smart needs an engine swap, of course. Ignore that, it’s just legal jargon. I’ll return your girlfriend with a full tank of gas and oil changed lol :p

TheJWT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 22:34

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I will not sell you my Trans Am for $1. Don’t get your hopes up.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheJWT 07/23/2016 at 22:54

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brah she said “sexier” and we’re not far enough south for that :D

TheJWT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/23/2016 at 22:58

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Well if you want to get your cousin’s attention...

Chasaboo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/24/2016 at 00:25

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You’re lucky, my girlfriend is still a virgin.

NJAnon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/24/2016 at 16:42

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Its all good then. You know what you need to do Jake...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > NJAnon 07/24/2016 at 18:07

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fuck her so hard she goes crosseyed and thinks my cars are sexy?

NJAnon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/24/2016 at 19:22

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That wasn’t it, but if thats your plan go ahead. :)

derf > Mercedes Streeter 07/25/2016 at 01:12

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Ooh, do they have actual manuals now instead of that weird stick-without-third-pedal arrangement?

derf > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/25/2016 at 01:22

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Spraypaint a 70's porn tableau on the hood and put “IF THE SENTRA’S A ROCKIN’, I PROBABLY STILL NEED NEW SHOCKS’” on the side in Comic Sans?

Mercedes Streeter > derf 07/25/2016 at 11:22

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Legit three pedals now! Or you can opt for a DCT. They finally killed the single clutch everyone hates.